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Case file #1:


The patient seems to be struggling with many issues. As agreed to, the patient has been writing diaries. A very human thing to do...


Excerpt from patient's diary:

"Notes: Purest motivation, concentration? Muscular strength and functionality reduced. What is happening?"

As is evident from the above entry, the patient is still in the early stages of the disease, he displays only minor symptoms and, as such, will be placed under mild sedation.


Age: 53

Weight: 66kg

Height: 185+ cm

BMI: 17.9 (too low)

Current medication: --Classified--

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  1. Well, this is the first in a series of fictional pieces (deviating from my usual factual style).
    They contain a mystery, see if you can solve it, before the big finale!!












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